// corporate-bullshit-generator.js
// (C) 2008 Avishai Weiss

var adjectives = [
	"incredible",
	"great",
	"fantastic",
	"phenomenal",
	"superb",
	"exciting",
	"inspiring",
	"strong",
	"compelling",
	"solid",
	"exceptional",
	"promising",
	"growing",
	"successful",
	"prosperous",
	"revolutionary",
	"exciting",
	"market-altering"
];

var verbs = [
	"aggregate",
	"architect",
	"benchmark",
	"brand",
	"cultivate",
	"deliver",
	"deploy",
	"disintermediate",
	"drive",
	"e-enable",
	"embrace",
	"empower",
	"enable",
	"engage",
	"engineer",
	"enhance",
	"envision",
	"evolve",
	"expedite",
	"exploit",
	"extend",
	"facilitate",
	"generate",
	"grow",
	"harness",
	"implement",
	"incentivize",
	"incubate",
	"innovate",
	"integrate",
	"iterate",
	"leverage",
	"matrix",
	"maximize",
	"mesh",
	"monetize",
	"morph",
	"optimize",
	"orchestrate",
	"productize",
	"recontextualize",
	"redefine",
	"reintermediate",
	"reinvent",
	"repurpose",
	"revolutionize",
	"scale",
	"seize",
	"strategize",
	"streamline",
	"syndicate",
	"synergize",
	"synthesize",
	"target",
	"transform",
	"transition",
	"unleash",
	"utilize",
	"visualize",
	"whiteboard",
	"add value",
	"leverage",
	"capitalize",
	"reorganize",
	"interface",
	"negotiate",
	"institutionalize"
];

var nouns = [
	"action-item",
	"application",
	"architecture",
	"bandwidth",
	"channel",
	"community",
	"content",
	"convergence",
	"deliverable",
	"e-busines",
	"e-commerce",
	"e-market",
	"e-service",
	"e-tailer",
	"experience",
	"eyeball",
	"functionality",
	"infrastructure",
	"initiative",
	"interface",
	"market",
	"methodology",
	"metric",
	"mindshare",
	"model",
	"network",
	"niche",
	"paradigm",
	"partnership",
	"platform",
	"portal",
	"relationship",
	"semantic content",
	"ROI",
	"synergy",
	"web-readines",
	"schema",
	"solution",
	"supply-chain",
	"system",
	"technology",
	"user",
	"portal",
	"vertical",
	"web service",
	"institution",
	"organization",
	"database",
	"RSS feed",
	"social network"
];

var adverbs = [
	"strategically",
	"energetically",
	"expediently",
	"expertly",
	"greatly",
	"swiftly",
	"cautiously",
	"deliberatly"
]

phrases = [
	"We're going to {VERB} processes and systems that aren't working and {VERB} them so you get the {NOUN} you need.",
	"We're going to collaborate across {NOUN}s; most importantly, we're going have a {ADJECTIVE} time winning with clients and generating {ADJECTIVE} financial performance.",
	"The organizational changes we are making will help us {VERB} a culture of {ADJECTIVE} customer focus.",
	"We will {VERB} global P&L responsibility as well as business and {NOUN} strategy.",
	"I ask you to {VERB} and understand one key thing: What we are being asked to do -- execute {ADVERB} on our emerging {NOUN} -- has not changed.",
	"The goal here is simple: {VERB} teams with {ADJECTIVE} accountability and responsibility for {NOUN} and business lines.",
	"We now have a structure and a {ADJECTIVE} start to {VERB} the leadership {NOUN}s within the team.",
	"The creation of our {NOUN} unit is the logical evolution of {ADJECTIVE} work that has been done in the {NOUN} pillar.",
	"Organizational diversity and accountability is paramount for long term success and a happy work environment."
];